Ok we’ve all had Butterfingers before. Maybe at Halloween, or from a store, or perhaps from a vending machine. But whatever the case, I know you’ve all had one. Unless you are allergic to peanut butter, in which case, don’t eat one. Now I have always enjoyed Butterfingers. They are tasty! Chocolate and peanut butter~ [...]

Are you bored of candy? Are you saying to yourself “man, I wish I could try something new?” Well you my friend are just not looking hard enough. Since starting candycritic.org I’ve learned something very valuable. There are more kinds of candy in this world than any one person could ever [...]

Who is the Candy Critic? Well I’m a guy that decided on a little web page called Beware the Cheese, to indulge my sweet tooth and write little reviews all about strange candies I find all around me. It started out simple enough and I figured why not. Then as that section of the page [...]

In honor of this mornings snow flurries, I felt the need to post about my favorite Christmas holiday candy. Much like candy corn reminds me of Halloween, this candy always brings me into the Christmas spirit! What is white, red, and sticky all over?
CANDY CANES!!! Christmas is without a doubt my favorite holiday. I love [...]

Today I went to the craziest first birthday party that I’ve ever seen. There were tons of people and food. And there were two birthday cakes. Yes, two! The first was a big cake that had a picture of beautiful baby Jordan on it. The second one was a smash cake, and it was all [...]

You’ve all been there. That person that you just want to kill sometimes, but you still love them. Ok well I’m applying this concept to candy. Not just any candy. I’m talking about THE candy. You see this candy and the first thought in your head is Halloween. With Halloween fast approaching, I thought this [...]

That is the question. And no I’m not talking about wax strips, I’m talking about wax lips and wax fangs. Always a favorite for kids around halloween. I, myself, have had both in the past. However, I’m not 100% sure how I feel about them. Yes of course they are always fun to wear and [...]

Snickers

Nutty and gooey – you always satisfy.

What Kind of Candy Are You?
Hmm, so I’m a Snickers. I’m not sure how I feel about that. I mean sure, I’m a bit nutty, and I would hope that I always satisfy (minds out of the gutter people!) but gooey? Does ANYONE want to be gooey?? It’s a [...]

I was watching my favorite TV show, Lost, the other day. In the short version, a plane crashes on a mysterious island and strands about 48 survivors with no food. After more than a month on the island, the female lead finds an underground room that is filled with food. She goes straight for a [...]

Kinky Kandies
That’s right! A whole line of edible bras, g-strings, and garter belts! What could be better to sweeten (literally) things up in the bedroom? Or perhaps as just a gag gift for one of your friends? The possibilities are endless! I decided to poll my friends on the subject. I asked if anyone had [...]