10 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than a Lover

Right in time for the upcoming holiday, I thought all the singles out there could use a laugh. So I have brought you the top ten reasons why chocolate is better than a lover. These were suggested by fellow candy lovers like yourself. So without further ado, here’s the list!

Top 10 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than a Lover

10. Chocolate will never leave you or cheat on you
9. Chocolate never ignores you to watch the game.
8. Chocolate will not interrupt you when you are yelling
7. Chocolate never suggests you invite a friend around to “join in”.
6. Chocolate never has to work late
5. Chocolate never smells bad
4. There’s no such thing as bad chocolate
3. Chocolate will never fight you for the remote control
2. Chocolate will never tell you “Not tonight, I’m tired”
1. A way to a chocolate bar’s heart is through your stomach

If you have any more reasons to contribute, please let us all know!

Until next time, this is Kandy K……stay sweet!!

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